2007 Mitsubishi Galant

Listen… this isn’t a flex-mobile. This is not the car you post thirst traps in. This is the “I just need to get from point A to point B without crying” edition. Introducing the 2007 Mitsubishi Galant: Still has 4 wheels (verified yesterday) Air conditioning: blows cold Radio works if you accept that half the presets are stuck on evangelical stations from 2011 Seats: surprisingly comfortable if you ignore the permanent butt-groove memorials Trunk: big enough to hide from your problems (or at least a couple suitcases) Engine: V6 that sounds like it’s quietly judging your life choices That classic “I was almost a cool car in 2007” energy No fancy camera, no touch screen, no lane-keep assist, no adaptive cruise, no Apple CarPlay, no dreams of being Instagram famous. Just… transportation. Reliable-ish transportation.